Purdue Versus Touchdownless Jesus
I will be in South Bend today, about 30 rows off the field in the north endzone. Today begins Tiller's legendary final season where Our Boilermakers sweep through the Big Ten (plus ND) like a cool breeze...shutting down all opposing teams with a top secret special playbook given to Joe Tiller by a giant talking trout in a stream in western Montana. The trout instructed him that the day after the Trojan falls he could open the book and disseminate its unstoppable plays to his team, propelling them to at least a new years day bowl game. When the fish had finished talking Tiller chopped off his head, scaled him and cooked him over a fire as it was foretold. Tune in today to see it all happen, after all the cubs are in, the sox are depressing, and the blackhawks are in preseason. What else do you have to be doing? (only acceptable answers are grilling and drinking)